*cue “I’m On a Boat”*

Awkward hand but I LOVE THIS BATHING SUIT

at lunch my fortune cookie said something about my companion and im now convinced the Doctor is coming for me 

oh look here’s my ride now

and here’s a decent selfie

xoxo

so bootiful

remember when i was going to take a selfie during a storm and then a clap of thunder made me do this

why yes, I did just spend $8 on this

(plus it’s a men’s shirt and I bought it like XXL so it’s SO comfy ugh)

im sry but i looked rly good at that wedding

me n my date from last night

sstephaniecaroll:

who needs a man when you can just take your bffz as your wedding date 👭

i looked GUD 2NITE