Just so everybody understands how CLOSE I was to JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE tonight. ok.
"honey, i’m pregnant."
“hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”
I just saw a quote from Taylor Swift:
"The kids at school thought it was weird that I liked country [music]. They’d make fun of me. They didn’t think I was cool or pretty enough, so they stopped talking to me.”
TAYLOR SWIFT REALLY FUCKING ANNOYS ME BECAUSE SHE’S “AMERICA’S SWEETHEART” EXCEPT SHE WAS THE WORST KIND OF PERSON IN HIGH SCHOOL AND PRETENDS LIKE SHE WASN’T POPULAR AND ACTS QUIRKY AND SHE’S AWFUL AND IT JUST REALLY MAKES ME MAD.
"that ain’t no etch-a-sketch. this is one doodle that can’t be undid homeskillet"
forgot to do laundry last night (i.e. too fucking lazy) and now im out of panties and im wearing my “last chance” panties and i rly need to do laundry tomorrow