why don’t i look like blake lively

08-02 / 17:23 / 1 note


Just watching Girl Meets World when I noticed something


Take a closer look


Sound Familiar?


im not crying youre crying


♪ real human being and a real hero ♪


Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.


decided to put an effort into the way I looked today I guess

07-31 / 23:12 / 13 notes / gh0stly

"Eat me, Sebastian! It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone. But when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I’m the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in… or are you out?" - Cruel Intentions (1999)

have a picture of me on my last night in england since you haven’t seen my face in years weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

07-31 / 1:21 / 8 notes