"i farted and it sounded like the beginning notes of mambo number 5"

winterstarked:

Avengers one-liners (part 1)

(via swinghandles)

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ugh the waffles are the bees fucking knees and i haven’t had the chocolate syringe, but now i want it immediately.

In the book I just read one person had that and the others had a chocolate pizza and I immediately had to google and now I want to cry because i want it! 

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omg when I went there was a fondue thing that came with 3 different kinds of fondue and it was literally the greatest. Also, if you like coffee I recommend a kangaroo cup because the chocolate melts down in and it’s heavenly.

Omg that does sound heavenly. But I don’t know if I’ll want coffee in July in NYC. Might be a bit too hot!

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if/when you go you MUST MUST MUST get the chocolate fondue. it’s exactly what it sounds like and it comes with fun stuff to dip into the different chocolates and they give you the cute little fondue forks. they also have super yummy burgers.

Ahh I was going through the tag and found that! But I also saw this waffle/ice cream/fruit combo that looks delicious. But I might have to get the chocolate syringe, because really, how awesome is that? haha

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UNFF i’m going there in a couple weeks best place in the world

I REALLY hope I get to go!

Mr Darcy: So what do you recommend? To encourage affection.
Elizabeth: Dancing, even if ones partner is barely tolerable.
Me: OHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP OH SNAP OH SNAP AHAHAAHHAHAHA BUUUURN YOU JUST GOT OWNED OH MY GOD SHE GOT YOU SO GOOD OH MAN OH MAN

daydreamhustlerr ha risposto al tuo post : I wanna go to the Max Brenner store when I go to…

best restaurant on earthhhhh

I’ve never been! I just read a book that mentioned it (and the chocolate syringes) and I really want to go now!

guys im just randomly getting so emotional over going to ny

i don’t think i’ll ever be able to accurately convey how much that city means to me and how excited i am to be going back. and it’s not just everything you can do while your there, etc. (even though that’s a part) it’s just this feeling i have when im there and im so happy and there’s nothing that can go wrong

and another reason why it’s so great is because this is something im doing for myself, completely. 

and just ugh

i can’t wait for june

I wanna go to the Max Brenner store when I go to NY 

WAH

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