oh shit I’m going to the beach tomorrow
did you know if you say “Gatsby” three times in the mirror he’ll show up and call you Old Sport
usually when my sister is being a dumb whiny girlfriend i just bear it and move on but lately i’ve been such a bitch about it i don’t even care
i just blatantly tell her that she’s being obnoxious and i tell her to shut up because she won’t GET OVER little things
she’s the epitome of the annoying girlfriend
but yea i just told her to shut up and she got so offended she left the room hah
Do you ever have really good days and then your family comes home and it’s ruined? Yea great.
I wish you were a bad man,
I wish you made it easier,
I wish you’d done something unforgivable, ‘cause holding onto you is that all I can do until, I learn the hands around my throat are my own.
I wish I never met you, now I gotta forget again, I wish you didn’t know me, so damn well.